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     “全球大甩卖!清仓的都是些好货!
    “Quánqiú dà shuǎimài! Qīngcāng de dōu shì xiē hǎo huò!

    “It’s the world’s closing down sale and all beautiful things must go! “
     

    我们有污染,森林采伐,融化的冰冠,还有人类赖以生存的一切……限时出售!

    Wǒmen yǒu wūrǎn, sēnlín cǎifá, rónghuà de bīng guàn, hái yǒu rénlèi lài yǐ shēngcún de yīqiè……xiànshí chūshòu!

    We’ve got pollution, deforestation, melted ice caps and everything you need to help you live in excess; but only for a limited time!”

    你喜欢能多益巧克力酱?每年,有66百万吨的棕榈油都用于生产能多益,享受你的美味早餐吧!根本不必在乎那些无家可归的猩猩。

    Nǐ xǐhuān néng duō yì qiǎokèlì jiàng? Měinián, yǒu 6 qiān 6 bǎi wàn dùn de zōnglǘ yóu dōu yòng yú shēngchǎn néng duō yì, xiǎngshòu nǐ dì měiwèi zǎocān ba! Gēnběn bùbì zàihū nàxiē wú jiā kě guī de xīngxīng.

    You like Nutella? We’re harvesting 66 million tonnes of palm oil per year so you can enjoy a delicious breakfast! Never mind the homeless orangutans.

    稍不留神你的家就没了哦!
    Shāo bù liúshén nǐ de jiā jiù méiliǎo ó!“

    “you snooze you lose!”

    来看看污染吧!我们有土地污染,空气污染,水污染只要你说得出名字的,我们都有。每天人类都会产出24百万吨二氧化碳,我们一醒来就能呼吸到新鲜空气。人类,北极熊,鱼类,树木酸雨和融化的冰冠使得人人自危。

    Lái kàn kàn wūrǎn. Wǒmen yǒu tǔdì wūrǎn, kōngqì wūrǎn, shuǐ wūrǎn…zhǐyào nǐ shuō dé chū míngzì de, wǒmen dōu yǒu. Měitiān rénlèi dūhuì chǎn chū 2 qiān 4 bǎi wàn dùn èryǎnghuàtàn, wǒmen yī xǐng lái jiù néng hūxī dào “xīnxiān “kōngqì. Rénlèi, běijíxióng, yú lèi, shùmù…suānyǔ hé rónghuà de bīng guàn shǐdé rén rén zì wéi.

    How about pollution! We’ve got land pollution, air pollution, water pollution you name it we’ve got it! Wake up and breathe in the fresh air, we’re pumping out 24 million tonnes of C0­2 every day. Humans, polar bears, fish, trees, no-one is safe from the acid rain and melting ice caps!

    除了空气,你还可以污染你自己的身体!去抽烟吧!香烟的存在不是没有道理的。

    Chúle kōngqì, nǐ hái kěyǐ wūrǎn nǐ zìjǐ de shēntǐ! Qù chōuyān ba! Xiāngyān de cúnzài bùshì méiyǒu dàolǐ de.

    Why stop at the air, you can pollute your body too! Get some cigarettes! These still exist for some reason.

    我知道你在想什么,你在想海洋生物呢?怎么能忘了石油泄漏?油池破坏和吞噬了整个生态系统。只要我们持续依赖矿物燃料,这些情况就不会消失哦!

    Wǒ zhīdào nǐ zài xiǎng shénme, nǐ zài xiǎng “hǎiyáng shēngwù ne?” Zěnme néng wàngle shíyóu xièlòu? Yóu chí pòhuài hé tūnshìle zhěnggè shēngtài xìtǒng. Zhǐyào wǒmen chíxù yīlài kuàngwù ránliào, zhèxiē qíngkuàng jiù bù huì xiāoshī ó

    Now I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking “what about the marine life?”. Well who could forget about oil spills! Those black pools of death and destruction that engulf entire eco-systems. As long as we rely on fossil fuels they’re not going to stop!

    快来参加全球大甩卖吧!不要错过这笔买卖。

    Kuài lái cānjiā quánqiú dà shuǎimài ba! Bùyào cuòguò zhè bǐ “hǎo” mǎimài.

    So come to the world’s closing down sale. We have plenty more shit deals for you and everyone you love!

    几个人不喜欢我们的环境政策,所以我们改善政策。然后,我们问两个经济学家,你喜不喜欢我们新的政策?”

    Jǐ gèrén bù xǐhuān wǒmen de huánjìng zhèngcè, suǒyǐ wǒmen gǎishàn zhèngcè. Ránhòu, wǒmen wèn liǎng gè jīngjì xué jiā,“nǐ xǐ bù xǐhuān wǒmen xīn de zhèngcè?”

    A few people didn’t like our environmental policy, so we improved it. We then asked two economists, “what do you think of our new policy?”


    Interviews

    1. 事实上,牛会排出很多沼气。为了阻止污染继续发生,有一项政策是射杀全部的牛。你认为怎么样? Shìshí shàng, niú huì páichū hěnduō zhǎoqì. Wèile zǔzhǐ wūrǎn jìxù fāshēng, yǒuyī xiàng zhèngcè shì shè shā quánbù de niú. Nǐ rènwéi zěnme yàng?

    It turns out cows emit a lot of methane gas. What do you think of a policy where we shoot all the cows to stop pollution?
     

    应对:

    Yìngduì:

    Responses:
     

    经济学家 1

    Jīngjì xué jiā

    Economist 1:      什么?!你想杀光全部的牛,那么我们以后吃什么!

                            呃呃呃呃….好吧,那我们再看看。

    Shénme?! Nǐ xiǎng shā guāng quánbù de niú, nàme wǒmen yǐhòu chī shénme!
    È è è è…. Hǎo ba, nà wǒmen zài kàn kàn.

    What? ! You want to kill all the cows, then what do we eat in the future!

    ahhhhh....well, then let's take a look.


     

    经济学家 2

    Jīngjì xué jiā

    Economist 2:      为什么你们要杀光所有的牛,它们很无辜, 对不对?

    但是, 你们完全可以让它们不吃东西,它们就不会放屁了,对不对?

    Wèishéme nǐmen yào shā guāng suǒyǒu de niú, tāmen hěn wúgū, duì bùduì?
    Dànshì, nǐmen wánquán kěyǐ ràng tāmen bù chī dōngxī, tāmen jiù bù huì fàngpìle, duì bùduì?

    Why are you killing all the cows, they are innocent, right?

    However, you can let them not eat, then they will not fart, right?

    1. 我们打算砍光所有的树,那样的话,酸雨就不再会破坏森林了。多好的注意啊?
      Wǒmen dǎsuàn kǎn guāng suǒyǒu de shù, nàyàng dehuà, suānyǔ jiù bù zàihuì pòhuài sēnlínle. Zhège zhǔyì hǎobù hǎo?

    Also, we’re planning to cut down all the trees, so that forests are no longer destroyed by acid rain. Good idea right?

    应对:

    Yìngduì:

    Responses:
     

    经济学家 1

    Jīngjì xué jiā

    Economist 1:      怎么鬼 注意?

                            你要干什么!

    Zěnme guǐ zhùyì?
    Nǐ yào gànshénme!

     

    经济学家 2

    Jīngjì xué jiā

    Economist 2:      你们为什么要砍光所有的树,你们觉得砍光所有的树就不会造成污染了么?!               

    我现在就回家砍树去。

    Nǐmen wèishéme yào kǎn guāng suǒyǒu de shù, nǐmen juédé kǎn guāng suǒyǒu de shù jiù bù huì zàochéng wūrǎnle me?!
    Wǒ xiànzài jiù huí jiā kǎn shù qù.

    Why do you cut all the trees, do you think that cutting all the trees will not cause pollution?

    I will go home and cut trees now.

      

    1. 既然全部树都被砍光了,我们打算征呼吸税。这样不是很好吗? Jìrán quánbù shù dōu bèi kǎn guāngle, wǒmen dǎsuàn zhēng hūxī shuì. Zhèyàng bùshì hěn hǎo ma?


    Since there will be fewer trees after this, we’re planning to tax breathing. Isn’t that brilliant?

    应对:

    Yìngduì:

    Responses:
     

    经济学家 1 :

    Jīngjì xué jiā

    Economist 1:      你们要收呼吸税么?

                            好吧, 可以,同意!

    Nǐmen yào shōu hūxī shuì me?
    Hǎo ba, kěyǐ, tóngyì!

     

    Do you want to collect a breathing tax?

    Ok, yes, agree!

    经济学家 2

    Jīngjì xué jiā

    Economist 2:      你们想我们不呼吸,这真 *****)他妈的傻逼(*****)!           

                            我觉得我们可以让牛先不呼吸!

    Nǐmen xiǎng wǒmen bù hūxī, zhè zhēn (*****) tā mā de shǎbī (*****)!
    Wǒ juédé wǒmen kěyǐ ràng niú xiān bù hūxī!

    You think we don't breathe, this is really (*****) stupid (*****)!

    I think we can let the cows not breathe!

    Multi-media:

    Sources:

    Videos :

    “Original - China announces plans to combat deforestation”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UzC-9nyytA

    “Effects of climate change, pollutive coal industries of America and China Deforestation”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHCGPcptYE

    “Greenland is melting”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKKYt6fWob8

    “Oil Spills Affecting Marine Life”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig5aWcfCKGE

    “Orangutan Tries To Fight Bulldozer Destroying Habitat”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4zzbwM07bw

    “Watch This Clear Evidence That Arctic Ice is Melting Fast And Disappearing”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBtJluFkV5s

    “What is Acid Rain  National Geographic”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PDjVDIrFec

    “CHASING ICE captures largest glacier calving ever filmed - OFFICIAL VIDEO”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC3VTgIPoGU

    Journal Articles: 

    “Opinions regarding the issue of deforestation”

    https://gvlf.gvm.com.tw/article_content_19119.html 

    “Overview of Taiwan deforestation problem”

    https://tapangrainforest.org/2016/05/23/保護森林-守護地球/ 

    “Palm oil harvesting/deforestation – rescue.org”

    https://www.rainforest-rescue.org/topics/palm-oil

    “CO2 emission – cbsnews.com”

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/carbon-dioxide-emissions-rise-to-24-million-pounds-per-second/

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