AustLit

'For over a year, I have been trying to get a job. Mostly it's because I want to start earning money instead of wasting my life surfing the web and doing little else. Despite achieving post-graduate qualifications, little progress has been made. My interests are limited to history, anime, football and fetish fiction. I have no experience in manual labour, and tend to get overwhelmed if given multiple projects at once. My resume only boasts one week at a library from high school work experience.' (Publication abstract)