AustLit

'Vaselina lives the quiet life, working as a receptionist in a very tall apartment block. But all that changes when she is forced to confront a terrifying resident who plays her music far too loudly and eats jelly babies with her mouth open.

'Who is this mysterious neighbour? Will she ever turn the music down? And what exactly is she planning for dinner?'

Source: Windmill Theatre.

'Once there was a lonely man with lots of love to give. He wanted a child so much that he carved himself a beautiful little boy. But the boy wanted the world and the latest designer sandshoes. He wanted fame, celebrity and to walk on the wild side. He was lured by temptation and the love of a blue girl. This woodenhead wanted more than his father could possibly give, and so he ran away to get it.'

Source: http://www.windmill.org.au/ (Sighted 05/09/2012).